Welcome to Into the Light Productions
The perks of being over 50
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
People call you at 9 PM and ask, ''Did I wake you up''?
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You actually sing along with elevator music.
Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
You can't remember who sent you this list.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
People call you at 9 PM and ask, ''Did I wake you up''?
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You actually sing along with elevator music.
Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
You can't remember who sent you this list.